Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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