Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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