I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It's rum buckets o'clock
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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