i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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