Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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