google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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