What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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