I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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