I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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