Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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