i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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