I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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