nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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