I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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