People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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