wrigley field is MILF paradise
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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