is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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