I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize