wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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