he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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