you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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