Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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