You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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