I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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