You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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