I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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