Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
