what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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