1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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