either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can text with my tongue
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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