i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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