Little spoons don't ask big questions
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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