The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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