He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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