Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Shame - the story of my life.
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