South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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