what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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