Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
