Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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