i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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