Nicole vs. Life
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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