is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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