Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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