is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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