I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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