Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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