SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
