do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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