I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We left an ass print on the piano.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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