Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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