Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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