this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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